1 00:00:25,424 --> 00:00:27,378 - (GUNSHOTS) - (MAN YELLING) 2 00:00:27,458 --> 00:00:29,263 - MAN: Look out! - (GUNSHOTS) 3 00:00:48,546 --> 00:00:50,618 (GUNSHOTS CONTINUE) 4 00:00:51,682 --> 00:00:53,818 (ROARS) 5 00:00:53,898 --> 00:00:55,922 (EXCLAIMS) 6 00:00:57,489 --> 00:00:59,491 (WHIMPERING) 7 00:01:00,290 --> 00:01:02,561 Hey! Trying to work here! 8 00:01:03,527 --> 00:01:05,623 Perhaps you could work a little faster. 9 00:01:05,703 --> 00:01:08,505 Perhaps if you hadn't tripped the damn alarm. 10 00:01:10,867 --> 00:01:14,058 Pamela, we are out of time. The police will be here soon. 11 00:01:14,138 --> 00:01:15,961 Or worse... 12 00:01:16,641 --> 00:01:18,763 Batman, I know, I know! 13 00:01:18,843 --> 00:01:23,095 But it's like trying to find a needle in a... haystack. 14 00:01:27,584 --> 00:01:30,222 Come on, come on. 15 00:01:31,389 --> 00:01:33,426 (GROANS) 16 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:36,463 Bingo. 17 00:01:44,434 --> 00:01:46,439 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 18 00:03:16,727 --> 00:03:18,731 (DISTANT SIRENS) 19 00:03:26,170 --> 00:03:28,258 WOMAN: Nothing was physically stolen. 20 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:29,785 Obviously. 21 00:03:29,865 --> 00:03:33,500 There was no effort to minimize collateral. This was about information. 22 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:37,502 There's no way Poison Ivy could've accessed S.T.A.R. Labs' secure data. 23 00:03:37,582 --> 00:03:39,369 Got it. 24 00:03:39,449 --> 00:03:43,456 Here's the file they copied. Looks like this is the only thing they cared about. 25 00:03:45,489 --> 00:03:48,445 - Oh, no. - Holland. 26 00:03:48,525 --> 00:03:51,883 "Holland." Why does that sound so familiar? 27 00:03:51,963 --> 00:03:53,833 Be my guest. 28 00:03:59,135 --> 00:04:01,859 BATMAN: Alec Holland was working on a bio-restorative formula... 29 00:04:01,939 --> 00:04:04,388 - ...to turn deserts into forests. - (TYPING) 30 00:04:06,342 --> 00:04:09,234 Until a saboteur's bomb destroyed that dream. 31 00:04:10,314 --> 00:04:13,269 His body engulfed in the burning experimental compound... 32 00:04:13,349 --> 00:04:15,605 ...Holland tried to douse the flames. 33 00:04:15,685 --> 00:04:18,343 The chemicals reacted with the surrounding bayou. 34 00:04:18,423 --> 00:04:21,094 His entire physiognomy changed. 35 00:04:21,559 --> 00:04:24,314 - Holland was transformed into... - Swamp Thing. 36 00:04:24,394 --> 00:04:26,651 That's it! That's what attacked me. 37 00:04:26,731 --> 00:04:28,533 Not quite. 38 00:04:30,134 --> 00:04:33,878 BATMAN: This is Jason Woodrue, aka the Floronic Man. 39 00:04:33,958 --> 00:04:38,229 Terrific. Poison Ivy teaming up with Jason Woodrue. 40 00:04:38,309 --> 00:04:39,996 We're in for a ride. 41 00:04:40,076 --> 00:04:42,198 I see two immediate objectives. 42 00:04:42,278 --> 00:04:44,150 If you'll excuse us. 43 00:04:47,118 --> 00:04:50,107 A, figure out what Ivy and Woodrue were up to. 44 00:04:50,187 --> 00:04:52,910 And B, find out where the green team is hiding out. 45 00:04:52,990 --> 00:04:56,080 I'll take A. I have a hunch I need to look into. 46 00:04:56,160 --> 00:05:00,850 You take B. Check previous addresses, known associates. 47 00:05:00,930 --> 00:05:03,720 - Oh, crap. - Right. 48 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,820 We need Harley Quinn. 49 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:09,427 Last I heard, Harley went off the grid after she got out on parole. 50 00:05:09,507 --> 00:05:12,530 No one's heard a thing since. Rumor is she's gone straight... 51 00:05:12,610 --> 00:05:16,249 - ...but also, just plain gone. - No one disappears without a trace. 52 00:05:16,329 --> 00:05:18,943 Someone knows something. Someone always does. 53 00:05:19,023 --> 00:05:22,055 BATMAN: It's just a matter of shaking the right tree. 54 00:05:27,308 --> 00:05:30,314 Hey, thanks again for helping us out with that League of Assassins thing... 55 00:05:30,394 --> 00:05:32,431 ...in Nanda Parbat. 56 00:05:33,130 --> 00:05:35,785 Oof. That Lady Shiva. 57 00:05:35,865 --> 00:05:39,304 Wouldn't say no to a slice of that pie, you know what I mean? 58 00:05:42,906 --> 00:05:44,961 So, what can I do for you, Batman? 59 00:05:45,041 --> 00:05:48,433 A lot going on today, but I can spare a few minutes. 60 00:05:48,513 --> 00:05:51,668 A man was abducted from his home two days ago. 61 00:05:51,748 --> 00:05:53,552 Harold Goldblum. 62 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:58,042 Stupid hand. Henderson! 63 00:05:58,122 --> 00:06:01,612 How do you even know about that? We've got a total media lockdown. 64 00:06:01,692 --> 00:06:05,071 Let's just say I've got eyes and ears everywhere, Sarge. 65 00:06:05,151 --> 00:06:09,267 Hacking the A.R.G.U.S. computer is a federal crime, Batman. 66 00:06:09,667 --> 00:06:13,691 Goldblum is a former professor of chemistry at Metropolis University. 67 00:06:13,771 --> 00:06:17,862 Spent 15 years heading up GothCorp Chemicals' R&D division. 68 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:20,296 Most recently, he's been working for the NSA... 69 00:06:20,376 --> 00:06:22,866 ...specializing in biological warfare. 70 00:06:22,946 --> 00:06:26,804 He was their top mind in biology, botany and toxicology. 71 00:06:26,884 --> 00:06:29,522 I need to know what he was working on. 72 00:06:30,087 --> 00:06:32,042 That'll be all, Henderson. 73 00:06:32,122 --> 00:06:35,326 Right, Sarge. Big fan. 74 00:06:37,395 --> 00:06:40,584 I'm sorry, Batman, that's classified. 75 00:06:40,664 --> 00:06:42,109 My hands are tied. 76 00:06:42,189 --> 00:06:44,788 Strange that you would put it just that way. 77 00:06:44,868 --> 00:06:46,778 - Why? - A fringe hacker group... 78 00:06:46,858 --> 00:06:50,460 ...recently accessed information about key A.R.G.U.S. employees. 79 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:53,864 Some of them seem to be engaged in, shall we say... 80 00:06:53,944 --> 00:06:56,568 ...questionable nocturnal activities. 81 00:06:57,248 --> 00:06:59,113 Are you blackmailing me? 82 00:06:59,193 --> 00:07:01,738 I'm explaining that I can help stop a crime... 83 00:07:01,818 --> 00:07:04,290 ...in exchange for some information. 84 00:07:05,321 --> 00:07:10,814 Fine. But for the record, what Mistress Ilsa does for me is considered therapy... 85 00:07:10,894 --> 00:07:13,117 ...in some countries. 86 00:07:13,197 --> 00:07:17,221 SARGE: It's an odd case. No ransom demands, political requests, nothing. 87 00:07:17,301 --> 00:07:20,458 He just vanished. Whoever took the guy, they either killed him... 88 00:07:20,538 --> 00:07:23,627 ...or they're keeping him alive for reason or reasons unknown. 89 00:07:23,707 --> 00:07:25,930 - Any leads? - Nothing viable. 90 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:28,415 The investigation is at a dead end. 91 00:07:29,613 --> 00:07:31,901 Goldblum's field of expertise... 92 00:07:31,981 --> 00:07:34,992 ...is man-made, pandemic terrorist attacks. 93 00:07:35,072 --> 00:07:39,195 Anthrax, Ebola, flesh-eating bacteria, you know? 94 00:07:39,275 --> 00:07:41,112 Yes, I do. 95 00:07:41,192 --> 00:07:45,182 In fact, he's the world's leading expert on the subject. 96 00:07:45,262 --> 00:07:48,152 Jesus, the stuff that guy knows. 97 00:07:48,232 --> 00:07:52,272 I don't mean to be callous, a part of me hopes they just kill them. 98 00:07:59,182 --> 00:08:01,198 - No, sorry. - Uh-uh. 99 00:08:01,278 --> 00:08:04,071 - Nah, man. - Mmm, no. 100 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:07,124 - Haven't seen her. - I would've liked to. (CHUCKLES) 101 00:08:07,204 --> 00:08:11,532 Dame owes me three weeks' back rent! If you find her, you tell her she can eat my... 102 00:08:11,612 --> 00:08:14,912 She had... 103 00:08:14,992 --> 00:08:17,081 ...the cutest smile. 104 00:08:17,161 --> 00:08:20,516 Morty, that was your niece, Irene! 105 00:08:20,596 --> 00:08:24,422 Always saying she looks like this Harley Quinn, but I don't see it. 106 00:08:24,502 --> 00:08:28,224 And an adorable tuchus. 107 00:08:28,304 --> 00:08:29,413 Morty! 108 00:08:29,493 --> 00:08:32,109 - Hasn't been around. - Afraid not, my son. 109 00:08:32,189 --> 00:08:34,571 - Lo siento. - Can I have that picture? 110 00:08:34,651 --> 00:08:37,434 It was at that deli... 111 00:08:37,514 --> 00:08:39,169 ...on 3rd Street. 112 00:08:39,249 --> 00:08:42,005 Morty, that was two years ago... 113 00:08:42,085 --> 00:08:44,193 ...in Miami! 114 00:08:47,106 --> 00:08:49,879 I could go for a Reuben myself about now. 115 00:08:49,959 --> 00:08:51,647 With extra kraut. 116 00:08:54,031 --> 00:08:55,902 Hang on. 117 00:09:01,004 --> 00:09:03,276 (SMOOTH JAZZ PLAYING) 118 00:09:25,963 --> 00:09:28,986 Okay, we got one Power Girl jumbo combo... 119 00:09:29,066 --> 00:09:32,255 ...one Black Canary leg and thigh, with coleslaw. 120 00:09:32,335 --> 00:09:34,806 HARLEY: Gonna lose that hand, pudding. 121 00:09:38,529 --> 00:09:40,269 (GRUNTS, GROANS) 122 00:09:41,811 --> 00:09:44,368 Anything else for you today, boys? 123 00:09:44,448 --> 00:09:46,470 - Uh, no. - I'm good. 124 00:09:46,550 --> 00:09:49,555 - Yeah, me, too. Totally good. - (MAN GROANING) 125 00:09:50,808 --> 00:09:53,444 Crazy broad broke my freaking arm. 126 00:09:53,524 --> 00:09:57,130 Hey, Chet, this crazy broad broke my freaking arm! 127 00:10:02,565 --> 00:10:04,369 Got to be her. 128 00:11:11,535 --> 00:11:13,572 (YAWNS) 129 00:11:16,373 --> 00:11:18,777 Come on out. I know you're there. 130 00:11:20,945 --> 00:11:22,666 I got good ears. 131 00:11:22,746 --> 00:11:25,269 Your hearing gets mighty sharp in Arkham. 132 00:11:25,349 --> 00:11:27,407 Things go bump in the night. 133 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:30,446 Hi, Harley. Long time no see. 134 00:11:30,526 --> 00:11:32,624 I'd like to keep it that way. 135 00:11:33,390 --> 00:11:35,579 You're a hard girl to find. 136 00:11:35,659 --> 00:11:38,581 Pretty clever, hiding in plain sight like that. 137 00:11:38,661 --> 00:11:43,418 I have a few questions. For example, where can I find your BFF Poison Ivy? 138 00:11:47,704 --> 00:11:50,084 We need your help. Ivy is... 139 00:11:50,164 --> 00:11:53,529 Save it, honey. I don't mix it up with the costume crowd anymore. 140 00:11:53,609 --> 00:11:55,596 I turned over a new leaf, as it were. 141 00:11:55,676 --> 00:11:58,886 Listen, Ivy's fallen in with the wrong crowd. 142 00:11:58,966 --> 00:12:02,555 She and Jason Woodrue are up to something, and we have to stop them. 143 00:12:02,635 --> 00:12:04,825 They're a lethal combo, Harley. 144 00:12:04,905 --> 00:12:09,078 Lots of people could get hurt or killed. Ivy could get hurt or killed. 145 00:12:09,158 --> 00:12:12,448 Nuh-uh. I am done with capes and tights and masks. 146 00:12:12,528 --> 00:12:15,025 Just trying like hell to lead a normal life. 147 00:12:15,105 --> 00:12:18,989 Really? Funny that you're not, say using your psychiatric training... 148 00:12:19,069 --> 00:12:20,490 ...to make a decent living... 149 00:12:20,570 --> 00:12:24,461 ...instead of dressing up in skimpy red and black for a minimum wage, plus tips. 150 00:12:24,541 --> 00:12:27,031 Pretty weird way to kick a habit. 151 00:12:27,111 --> 00:12:29,999 You've got to be just itching to get back in the game. 152 00:12:30,079 --> 00:12:33,492 Nice try, but you're on your own, Nightwig. 153 00:12:34,517 --> 00:12:37,374 You haven't reported to your parole officer in months. 154 00:12:37,454 --> 00:12:40,543 I should just drag your crazy ass back to jail right now. 155 00:12:40,623 --> 00:12:44,863 Oh, yeah? Just freaking try, you butt-wipe! 156 00:12:46,263 --> 00:12:48,517 (GRUNTING) 157 00:12:57,006 --> 00:12:58,062 (CLANGS) 158 00:12:58,142 --> 00:13:02,031 Sorry, kiddo, but you're getting the payback for every pinch, goose and butt-slap... 159 00:13:02,111 --> 00:13:04,516 ...I've gotten for the last three months. 160 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:11,391 (BOTH GRUNTING) 161 00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:29,494 (GROANING) 162 00:13:30,074 --> 00:13:31,729 Give up? 163 00:13:31,809 --> 00:13:35,646 Just when things are getting interesting? Fat chance! 164 00:13:36,613 --> 00:13:38,684 (EXCLAIMS, GROANS) 165 00:13:49,425 --> 00:13:50,962 (GASPS) Whip. 166 00:13:54,348 --> 00:13:56,402 (EXCLAIMS) 167 00:13:58,318 --> 00:14:00,756 Ready to call it a night, Harley? 168 00:14:05,374 --> 00:14:07,445 (LAUGHING) 169 00:14:09,512 --> 00:14:12,118 What's so funny, Chuckles? 170 00:14:12,198 --> 00:14:14,235 (LAUGHING CONTINUES) 171 00:14:20,857 --> 00:14:22,862 Some girls like mace. 172 00:14:23,392 --> 00:14:26,382 I prefer a little low-grain Joker venom. 173 00:14:26,462 --> 00:14:29,735 Only useful thing I ever got from that ass-hat. 174 00:14:35,305 --> 00:14:36,659 (NIGHTWING LAUGHING WILDLY) 175 00:14:36,739 --> 00:14:39,411 Nighty-night, jerk. 176 00:14:52,189 --> 00:14:54,077 Don't know what you expect to find. 177 00:14:54,157 --> 00:14:57,125 My best people have been over this place a dozen times. 178 00:15:01,731 --> 00:15:05,437 No offense to your best people... but they're not me. 179 00:15:15,578 --> 00:15:17,366 What is it? 180 00:15:17,446 --> 00:15:19,702 Oh, yay, a leaf. 181 00:15:19,782 --> 00:15:21,604 Kind of like all of these. 182 00:15:21,684 --> 00:15:24,074 No, not like those. 183 00:15:24,154 --> 00:15:27,407 It's a completely different phylum from every other leaf in here. 184 00:15:27,487 --> 00:15:30,980 Great, you're the world's greatest florist, too. 185 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:34,884 Look closely. Have you ever seen a leaf like this? 186 00:15:35,364 --> 00:15:39,439 - Can't say that I have. - That's because it isn't from our planet. 187 00:15:39,519 --> 00:15:41,557 Not even from our dimension. 188 00:15:42,605 --> 00:15:45,696 Wait, you mean Jason Woodrue? 189 00:15:45,776 --> 00:15:49,165 That freak was here? This is bad. 190 00:15:49,245 --> 00:15:51,368 Your forensic people are bad. 191 00:15:51,448 --> 00:15:54,487 This... is catastrophic. 192 00:15:55,608 --> 00:15:59,776 Nightwing, this is Batman. Come in. Nightwing? 193 00:15:59,856 --> 00:16:02,999 - Everything okay? - He should've reported in by now. 194 00:16:03,079 --> 00:16:06,083 You want me to send out a search team? They're the best that... 195 00:16:06,163 --> 00:16:08,247 Well, they're pretty good. 196 00:16:08,327 --> 00:16:11,471 Like I said, eyes and ears everywhere. 197 00:16:11,551 --> 00:16:15,036 Besides... Nightwing can handle himself. 198 00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:22,583 HARLEY: I know, I know, freaking stupid. Bringing him back to my place. 199 00:16:22,663 --> 00:16:25,069 But what was I supposed to do? I couldn't just let him go. 200 00:16:25,149 --> 00:16:29,806 He knows the secret location of my hidey-hole. He'd blab to Batman for sure. 201 00:16:29,886 --> 00:16:32,409 Could've just killed him, dumbass. 202 00:16:32,489 --> 00:16:36,779 HARLEY: Nah, I'm not a criminal anymore. Plus, he's kind of too cute to kill. 203 00:16:36,859 --> 00:16:39,415 And anyway, maybe I should help out. 204 00:16:39,495 --> 00:16:42,652 Sounds like Ivy could be in some serious trouble. 205 00:16:43,032 --> 00:16:46,557 Don't bother yelling for help. This dump is condemned. 206 00:16:46,637 --> 00:16:50,193 Nobody in the whole building but us, Nightwig. 207 00:16:50,273 --> 00:16:53,002 - "Wing." - Eh? 208 00:16:53,642 --> 00:16:55,865 It's Nightwing. 209 00:16:55,945 --> 00:16:59,844 Really? Guess I was thinking of that goofy mullet you used to have. 210 00:16:59,924 --> 00:17:02,739 Yeesh. That was like a whole decade of bad-hair days. 211 00:17:02,819 --> 00:17:07,120 Sticks and stones, lady. I've taken trash talk from bigger criminals than you. 212 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,213 "Criminals"? If you hadn't noticed, I went straight. 213 00:17:10,293 --> 00:17:12,028 I'm a freaking waitress already. 214 00:17:12,108 --> 00:17:15,367 Oh, golly, that's right, I stand corrected. 215 00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:21,591 Check this out, smart guy. My pile of rejection letters. 216 00:17:21,671 --> 00:17:24,293 Evidently, the Mayo Clinic's got some dumb policy... 217 00:17:24,373 --> 00:17:27,164 ...of not hiring former costume super-villains. 218 00:17:27,244 --> 00:17:30,034 Just like every other hospital in the world. 219 00:17:30,114 --> 00:17:32,115 There are other jobs. 220 00:17:32,195 --> 00:17:34,571 Oh, sure. I got a ton of offers. 221 00:17:34,651 --> 00:17:38,275 "We got a very special role for you in Bad Girls After Dark." 222 00:17:38,355 --> 00:17:39,675 And you got to love this one. 223 00:17:39,755 --> 00:17:44,683 "A tasteful pictorial to be shot in Thailand for legal reasons." 224 00:17:47,296 --> 00:17:50,220 You say I'm a criminal, they say I'm a whore. 225 00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:53,639 Well, I'm sick of other people telling me what I am! 226 00:17:55,738 --> 00:17:57,328 Whatever. 227 00:17:57,808 --> 00:18:01,030 Got to say, you gave me a heck of a workout. 228 00:18:01,110 --> 00:18:03,333 Got me all sweat-stinky. (SNIFFS) 229 00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:06,669 Phew! Definitely could use a shower. 230 00:18:06,749 --> 00:18:08,839 I think better when I don't reek. 231 00:18:08,919 --> 00:18:12,041 Still got to figure out what to do about Nightwig over there. 232 00:18:12,421 --> 00:18:15,946 Hmm, what to wear, what to wear? 233 00:18:16,026 --> 00:18:19,883 Sucker-punch Harley. Arctic Harley. Street-luge Harley. 234 00:18:19,963 --> 00:18:24,621 Roller-babe Harley. Steampunk Harley. Goth-Lolita Harley. 235 00:18:24,901 --> 00:18:27,858 Hey, Nightwig, is it true you used to be Robin? 236 00:18:28,938 --> 00:18:33,578 Hmph. Ain't that a kick in the pants. Little boy-wonder all grown up. 237 00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:40,486 Okay, now, don't be getting any funny ideas. 238 00:18:40,566 --> 00:18:42,620 Too late. 239 00:18:42,952 --> 00:18:46,700 It's funny. I always kind of thought you and Batman didn't like girls. 240 00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:49,846 - NIGHTWING: Wait, what? - You know, that book... 241 00:18:49,926 --> 00:18:52,365 ...with the headlights and the eyeball-gouging... 242 00:18:52,445 --> 00:18:54,424 ...I had to write a paper on it back in college. 243 00:18:54,504 --> 00:18:56,786 - Got a B-minus. - Look, Harley, I... 244 00:18:56,866 --> 00:19:00,083 Pretty lonely these last few months, if you know what I mean. 245 00:19:00,163 --> 00:19:03,793 You don't meet a lot of likely prospects at Superbabes. 246 00:19:03,873 --> 00:19:05,529 I'm kind of choosy. 247 00:19:05,609 --> 00:19:09,333 I'm not saying I don't want to, 'cause that could be nice. 248 00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:13,316 All sorts of wrong, but nice. Right now... 249 00:19:13,396 --> 00:19:15,939 - ...I just really need to find Poison... - (SHUSHING) 250 00:19:16,019 --> 00:19:18,841 Face it, sugar. I got something you want... 251 00:19:18,921 --> 00:19:21,845 ...and you sure as shooting got something I want. 252 00:19:21,925 --> 00:19:25,414 So, be a good boy, and maybe, maybe... 253 00:19:25,494 --> 00:19:27,717 ...wama will give you a cookie. 254 00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:30,653 The things I do for Gotham. 255 00:19:30,733 --> 00:19:33,372 I'm taking that as a yes. 256 00:19:33,971 --> 00:19:35,541 (MOANS) 257 00:19:35,621 --> 00:19:37,594 JASON: It's disgusting. 258 00:19:37,974 --> 00:19:40,044 It's an abomination. 259 00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:45,101 You think I like swapping spit with this geezer every six hours? 260 00:19:45,181 --> 00:19:48,972 If you've got a better way to keep him under our control, I am all ears. 261 00:19:49,352 --> 00:19:51,507 There's always torture. 262 00:19:51,587 --> 00:19:53,443 I don't torture. 263 00:19:53,573 --> 00:19:56,046 The seven-billion meat bags who infest this world... 264 00:19:56,126 --> 00:19:59,234 ...would probably consider our plans for them torture. 265 00:19:59,314 --> 00:20:01,911 Or at least cruel and inhumane. 266 00:20:01,991 --> 00:20:05,989 Our plans are for the improvement of every organism on Earth. 267 00:20:06,149 --> 00:20:08,492 The very definition of humane. 268 00:20:08,572 --> 00:20:11,364 (SCOFFS) "Humane." What an ironic word... 269 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:16,065 ...coined by a species completely devoid of compassion for any other life forms... 270 00:20:16,145 --> 00:20:18,128 ...or each other, for that matter. 271 00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:22,738 They all talk about climate change, but have they actually changed anything? 272 00:20:22,818 --> 00:20:27,910 Indeed, they have. They've doubled their output of greenhouse gases... 273 00:20:27,990 --> 00:20:30,326 ...increased the rate of deforestation... 274 00:20:30,406 --> 00:20:32,549 ...ravaged the planet. 275 00:20:32,629 --> 00:20:35,792 You said it yourself, Pamela, and I quote... 276 00:20:35,872 --> 00:20:41,442 "Humans simply will not give a crap unless we force them to." 277 00:20:41,522 --> 00:20:44,527 Well, once our virus is activated... 278 00:20:44,607 --> 00:20:48,928 ...every single person on this planet will have a vested interest... 279 00:20:49,008 --> 00:20:51,482 ...in going green. 280 00:20:58,787 --> 00:21:00,825 (BEEPING) 281 00:21:05,596 --> 00:21:07,667 (BEEPING) 282 00:21:11,301 --> 00:21:12,321 (HARLEY LAUGHING) 283 00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:16,167 - NIGHTWING: Oh, God, no. Stop, stop! - HARLEY: You stop it! 284 00:21:16,247 --> 00:21:18,686 - You're gonna make me pee! - (NIGHTWING CHUCKLING) 285 00:21:21,144 --> 00:21:23,373 - NIGHTWING: Hey, hey, hey. - (BOTH LAUGHING) 286 00:21:25,015 --> 00:21:27,018 (INDISTINCT) 287 00:21:27,951 --> 00:21:29,955 (BATMAN CLEARS THROAT) 288 00:21:30,921 --> 00:21:33,008 Harley Quinn reporting for duty, sir. 289 00:21:33,088 --> 00:21:36,395 I was... I was just about to call you. 290 00:21:49,472 --> 00:21:51,311 Meet you at the car. (HUMMING) 291 00:21:54,511 --> 00:21:56,383 Did you get what you needed? 292 00:21:56,613 --> 00:22:01,905 Well, yeah... Ivy's whereabouts, of course, that's what you meant. 293 00:22:01,985 --> 00:22:04,256 No, not yet. 294 00:22:07,356 --> 00:22:09,961 Like you never made out with a super-villain. 295 00:22:15,848 --> 00:22:18,287 So, here's how it's gonna work, dynamic duo. 296 00:22:18,367 --> 00:22:22,107 Nobody knows Ivy like I know Ivy. Now, I can help you find her... 297 00:22:22,187 --> 00:22:25,158 ...but you're gonna let me talk some sense into her before you come in, swinging. 298 00:22:25,238 --> 00:22:26,987 And then, when this whole thing is over... 299 00:22:27,067 --> 00:22:29,433 ...you're gonna put in a good word for me with the parole board. 300 00:22:29,513 --> 00:22:33,374 Tell them what a fine, upstanding citizen I am, etcetera, etcetera. 301 00:22:34,384 --> 00:22:35,888 Hmm... 302 00:22:36,586 --> 00:22:38,660 - ...no. - What the what? 303 00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:42,111 But, I mean... aren't you gonna... don't you need... 304 00:22:42,191 --> 00:22:44,707 I don't make deals with psychopaths. 305 00:22:44,787 --> 00:22:49,354 Sociopath! So-ci-o-path! 306 00:22:49,434 --> 00:22:51,987 Jeez, why does everybody always get that wrong? 307 00:22:52,067 --> 00:22:54,958 If you aren't willing to agree to my terms, why should I help you? 308 00:22:55,108 --> 00:22:58,093 You'll help us, or the rest of the world will cease to exist. 309 00:22:58,173 --> 00:23:00,965 As insane as you are, you enjoy living. 310 00:23:02,085 --> 00:23:05,627 How about just a little something to sweeten the deal? Spa day? 311 00:23:05,707 --> 00:23:09,386 Autographed picture for my little cousin? He's real sick. 312 00:23:10,854 --> 00:23:13,069 Okay, fine, whatever, you're the boss. 313 00:23:13,149 --> 00:23:16,915 Wait, she's coming with us? Is that really a good idea? 314 00:23:16,995 --> 00:23:20,984 It's not my first choice. But we can't afford to let her out of our sight. 315 00:23:21,064 --> 00:23:23,261 She might tip off Ivy that we're on to her. 316 00:23:23,341 --> 00:23:25,854 Yeah, dangerous loony over here. 317 00:23:25,934 --> 00:23:28,206 Never know what she's gonna do. 318 00:23:32,708 --> 00:23:34,997 Here, there's a little trick to it. 319 00:23:35,077 --> 00:23:39,192 - Hey! Watch the hands, Buster Brown. - Sorry, I was just... 320 00:23:39,272 --> 00:23:42,306 Jeez, 20 minutes of naughty fun time and they think they own you. 321 00:23:42,386 --> 00:23:44,239 I wasn't, I was just trying to... 322 00:23:44,319 --> 00:23:46,842 Look, maybe I'll call you sometime, okay? 323 00:23:46,922 --> 00:23:49,360 Like when I'm out of batteries or something. 324 00:23:51,294 --> 00:23:53,365 (ENGINE REVVING) 325 00:23:54,847 --> 00:23:57,554 BATMAN: Based on Goldblum's area of expertise... 326 00:23:57,634 --> 00:24:00,190 ...Woodrue and Ivy's ideological profiles 327 00:24:00,270 --> 00:24:04,287 ...and the S.T.A.R. Labs break-in, there's only one conclusion. 328 00:24:04,367 --> 00:24:07,631 They're going to synthesize the formula that created Swamp Thing... 329 00:24:07,711 --> 00:24:12,002 ...convert it into a fast-spreading virus and "save the world..." 330 00:24:12,082 --> 00:24:14,821 ...by turning humanity into animal-plant hybrids. 331 00:24:14,901 --> 00:24:17,456 What? Ew. Look, don't get me wrong. 332 00:24:17,536 --> 00:24:21,577 I ain't no racist. I mean, some of my best friends are plant people. 333 00:24:21,657 --> 00:24:24,780 Well, on the bright side, at least they aren't actually killing anyone. 334 00:24:24,860 --> 00:24:27,623 - BATMAN: Perhaps not intentionally. - Here we go. 335 00:24:27,703 --> 00:24:31,288 It's bad enough if they succeed and we all live as plant people. 336 00:24:31,368 --> 00:24:33,709 But that's not even the worst-case scenario. 337 00:24:34,069 --> 00:24:36,058 If any part of their plan is off... 338 00:24:36,138 --> 00:24:39,695 ...even a slight bit, within weeks, days maybe... 339 00:24:39,775 --> 00:24:42,898 We could be looking at the extinction of all life on the planet. 340 00:24:42,978 --> 00:24:45,701 - Jeebus. - But wait a minute. 341 00:24:45,781 --> 00:24:49,823 Why do they need the Holland formula? Why not just make the virus from themselves? 342 00:24:49,903 --> 00:24:53,803 It's a shortcut. Reverse engineering their own DNA could take years... 343 00:24:53,883 --> 00:24:57,881 ...maybe decades. Neither of them was ever fully human to begin with. 344 00:24:57,961 --> 00:25:01,952 She's a natural mutation. And he's an exile Dryad from another dimension. 345 00:25:02,032 --> 00:25:06,690 - "Exile Dryad from..." you shitting me! - We've seen weirder things. 346 00:25:06,770 --> 00:25:11,395 Harley, we just need you to help us find Ivy. That's all. We'll handle the rest. 347 00:25:11,475 --> 00:25:13,363 No problem. I know this guy. 348 00:25:13,443 --> 00:25:15,899 One of Ivy's top henchmen, probably still tight with him. 349 00:25:15,979 --> 00:25:18,701 And he is... oh, my God! Stop the car! 350 00:25:18,781 --> 00:25:20,202 - No. - But it's him! 351 00:25:20,282 --> 00:25:22,152 - Who? - That guy! 352 00:25:22,232 --> 00:25:24,328 (TIRES SCREECHING) 353 00:25:25,588 --> 00:25:28,659 Hey, you! Bobby Leibowitz! 354 00:25:29,376 --> 00:25:31,177 Oh, crap! 355 00:25:31,527 --> 00:25:33,121 Harley. Wait! 356 00:25:48,244 --> 00:25:50,315 (GRUNTING) 357 00:26:00,373 --> 00:26:02,376 (HONKS) 358 00:26:04,860 --> 00:26:06,897 (CARS HONKING) 359 00:26:13,303 --> 00:26:15,874 - (HONKING) - (CRASH) 360 00:26:44,266 --> 00:26:46,303 (GRUNTS) 361 00:26:54,997 --> 00:26:56,821 (PANTING) 362 00:26:58,564 --> 00:27:00,832 (GRUNTING) 363 00:27:04,554 --> 00:27:06,757 (DISTANT HONKING) 364 00:27:11,794 --> 00:27:13,864 (EXCLAIMS) 365 00:27:25,174 --> 00:27:26,795 (EXCLAIMS) 366 00:27:26,875 --> 00:27:28,732 Lousy, stinking... 367 00:27:28,812 --> 00:27:32,535 - ...stand me up for senior prom! - (GROANS) 368 00:27:32,615 --> 00:27:36,692 - BATMAN: That's enough. - Dumps me for that chick with the big... 369 00:27:36,772 --> 00:27:39,951 - Sorry, she's off her meds. - Won't happen again. 370 00:27:40,031 --> 00:27:41,161 (MUFFLED PROTESTS) 371 00:27:41,241 --> 00:27:44,462 But seriously, dude, sounds like you kind of had it coming. 372 00:27:45,374 --> 00:27:49,254 ...made my mother cry! Was she worth it, douchebag? 373 00:28:02,344 --> 00:28:04,548 Waited ten years to get that... 374 00:28:05,948 --> 00:28:07,751 I was just... 375 00:28:09,318 --> 00:28:10,821 But... 376 00:28:12,222 --> 00:28:13,809 - He... - (TIRES SCREECH) 377 00:28:14,389 --> 00:28:16,768 Pull a stupid stunt like that again, and I'm dumping you off... 378 00:28:16,848 --> 00:28:19,228 - ...at the nearest police station. - Oh, big whoop. 379 00:28:19,308 --> 00:28:22,285 "You're living under my roof. You play by my rules." 380 00:28:22,365 --> 00:28:26,189 Is that it? Newsflash, gruesome. You ain't my dad! 381 00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:29,993 This isn't a game, Harley. I need you to stay focused on the job at hand. 382 00:28:30,073 --> 00:28:33,562 Focus-schmocus. You know, I'm starting to rethink this whole deal. 383 00:28:33,642 --> 00:28:37,300 Here I am, helping you guys out, pro bono, I might add... 384 00:28:37,380 --> 00:28:40,336 ...and you got to go and get all mega control-freaky on me. 385 00:28:40,416 --> 00:28:44,329 "Do this. Don't do that! Sit up straight. Brush after every meal. 386 00:28:44,409 --> 00:28:47,644 "Don't bite your toenails. Keep your knees together when you're wearing a dress." 387 00:28:47,724 --> 00:28:51,681 - Harley! There are lives at stake. - Oh, my God! 388 00:28:51,761 --> 00:28:55,366 Yeah, yeah, the whole world's gonna plotz. I get it. I get it. 389 00:28:56,115 --> 00:28:59,688 You think I'm just some dizzy airhead that don't know nothing. 390 00:28:59,768 --> 00:29:01,491 Do you know what I am? 391 00:29:01,571 --> 00:29:04,027 My punishment for dropping out of med school. 392 00:29:04,607 --> 00:29:08,263 (IMITATES BUZZER) Wrong. I'm the answer to all your prayers, pally. 393 00:29:08,343 --> 00:29:11,148 Take the Donnenfeld Expressway to Bludhaven. 394 00:29:12,849 --> 00:29:15,654 Come on. Trust me this time. 395 00:29:33,336 --> 00:29:36,759 Okay, you really wanna stop the car this time. 396 00:29:36,839 --> 00:29:41,445 Those Hawkgirl spicy wings I had at Superbabes are doing a tango in my tummy. 397 00:29:48,851 --> 00:29:51,656 Seriously. I'm dying back here. 398 00:29:54,490 --> 00:29:55,993 Fine. 399 00:29:57,159 --> 00:29:58,913 (FARTS) 400 00:29:58,993 --> 00:30:02,419 - Ugh! Holy... - It's not so bad. 401 00:30:02,899 --> 00:30:05,704 Smells like discipline. 402 00:30:11,875 --> 00:30:13,946 (FARTS) 403 00:30:16,346 --> 00:30:18,166 Oh, man! 404 00:30:18,246 --> 00:30:21,085 Batman, I'm begging you. 405 00:30:23,275 --> 00:30:25,324 (TIRES SCREECH) 406 00:30:28,124 --> 00:30:30,146 (HARLEY HUMMING) 407 00:30:30,726 --> 00:30:34,199 I'll give you ten bucks if you floor it and don't look back. 408 00:30:34,296 --> 00:30:36,367 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 409 00:30:39,267 --> 00:30:43,827 I know. It looks like a total dump. But trust me... it is a total dump. 410 00:30:44,307 --> 00:30:48,113 Howsomever, all the cool hench-people hang out here. 411 00:30:49,779 --> 00:30:52,468 Bet you dollars to donuts, Shrubbie's inside. 412 00:30:52,548 --> 00:30:55,019 Guy just loves to dance. 413 00:31:00,570 --> 00:31:02,593 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 414 00:31:08,864 --> 00:31:10,888 I have nightmares like this. 415 00:31:14,853 --> 00:31:17,527 Not sure just how welcome we are here. 416 00:31:17,607 --> 00:31:22,681 Oh, relax. You'll fit right in. Try to look a little less stick-up-your-assy. 417 00:31:23,946 --> 00:31:27,102 # Don't pull your love out on me, baby 418 00:31:27,182 --> 00:31:31,006 # If you do, then I think that maybe I'll just lay me down 419 00:31:31,086 --> 00:31:33,577 # Cry for a hundred years 420 00:31:33,657 --> 00:31:36,578 # Don't pull your love out on me, honey 421 00:31:36,658 --> 00:31:38,814 # Take my heart, my soul, my money 422 00:31:38,894 --> 00:31:43,268 # But don't leave me here drowning in my tears 423 00:31:43,348 --> 00:31:45,754 # You say you're gonna leave 424 00:31:45,834 --> 00:31:48,076 # Gonna take that big white bird 425 00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:50,526 # Gonna fly right out of here 426 00:31:50,606 --> 00:31:52,861 # Without a single word 427 00:31:52,941 --> 00:31:55,397 # But you know you'll break my heart 428 00:31:55,477 --> 00:31:58,368 # When I watch you close that door 429 00:31:58,448 --> 00:32:02,459 # 'Cause I know I won't see you anymore 430 00:32:04,853 --> 00:32:07,577 # But don't pull your love out on me, baby... # 431 00:32:07,657 --> 00:32:11,674 Oh, look! I was right! There's Shrubbie. Hey, Shrubbie! 432 00:32:12,727 --> 00:32:14,549 Be right back. 433 00:32:14,629 --> 00:32:17,495 # Don't pull your love out on me, honey 434 00:32:17,575 --> 00:32:21,925 # Take my heart, my soul, my money, but don't leave me here drowning... 435 00:32:22,005 --> 00:32:23,860 Long time, no see, Shrubbie. 436 00:32:23,940 --> 00:32:26,561 # Haven't I been good to you? 437 00:32:26,641 --> 00:32:28,931 # What about that brand new ring? 438 00:32:29,011 --> 00:32:31,316 # Doesn't that mean love to you? 439 00:32:31,396 --> 00:32:33,687 # Doesn't that mean anything? 440 00:32:33,767 --> 00:32:35,972 # If I threw away my pride 441 00:32:36,052 --> 00:32:39,308 # And I got down on my knees 442 00:32:39,388 --> 00:32:43,428 # Would you make me beg you pretty please? # 443 00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:48,474 # Don't pull your love out on me, baby 444 00:32:48,554 --> 00:32:51,521 # If you do, then I think that maybe I'll just lay me down 445 00:32:51,601 --> 00:32:53,779 Still got the moves, Shrubbie. 446 00:32:53,859 --> 00:32:58,025 - Milk for the gentleman. - # Don't pull your love out on me, honey 447 00:32:58,105 --> 00:33:00,409 # Take my heart, my soul, my money 448 00:33:00,489 --> 00:33:04,649 # But don't leave me here drowning in my tears 449 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,869 # There's so much I wanna do 450 00:33:07,949 --> 00:33:10,239 # I've got love enough for two 451 00:33:10,319 --> 00:33:14,159 # But I'll never use it, girl, if I don't have you 452 00:33:16,646 --> 00:33:19,481 # Don't pull your love out on me, baby 453 00:33:19,561 --> 00:33:23,285 # If you do, then I think that maybe I'll just lay me down 454 00:33:23,365 --> 00:33:25,954 # Cry for a hundred years 455 00:33:26,034 --> 00:33:28,858 # Don't pull your love out on me, honey 456 00:33:28,938 --> 00:33:32,527 # Take my heart, my soul, my money, but don't leave me to drowning... # 457 00:33:32,607 --> 00:33:36,080 I got to do something for Shrubbie or there's no deal. 458 00:33:36,245 --> 00:33:38,249 (APPLAUSE) 459 00:33:41,016 --> 00:33:43,122 - (CLICKS) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 460 00:33:53,463 --> 00:33:55,818 (MUSIC PLAYING) 461 00:33:55,898 --> 00:33:58,854 # I'm in the phone booth, it's the one across the hall 462 00:33:58,934 --> 00:34:01,923 # If you don't answer, I'll just ring it off the wall 463 00:34:02,103 --> 00:34:05,627 # I know he's there, but I just had to call 464 00:34:05,707 --> 00:34:10,500 # Don't leave me hanging on the telephone 465 00:34:12,033 --> 00:34:17,061 # Don't leave me hanging on the telephone 466 00:34:19,622 --> 00:34:22,912 # I heard your mother now, she's going out the door 467 00:34:22,992 --> 00:34:26,115 # Did she go to work or just go to the store 468 00:34:26,195 --> 00:34:28,918 # All those things she said, I told you to ignore # 469 00:34:28,998 --> 00:34:32,621 - Hey, buddy, watch this. - # Oh, why can't we talk again # 470 00:34:32,701 --> 00:34:35,990 - Oh, man. Don't do it. - # Oh, why can't we talk again 471 00:34:36,070 --> 00:34:39,161 # Oh, why can't we talk again 472 00:34:39,241 --> 00:34:44,299 # Don't leave me hanging on the telephone 473 00:34:45,479 --> 00:34:51,286 # Don't leave me hanging on the telephone 474 00:34:51,366 --> 00:34:54,542 # It's good to hear your voice, you know it's been so long 475 00:34:54,622 --> 00:34:57,763 # If I don't get your calls, then everything goes wrong 476 00:34:57,843 --> 00:35:01,484 # I want to tell you something you've known all along 477 00:35:01,564 --> 00:35:06,444 # Don't leave me hanging on the telephone # 478 00:35:06,524 --> 00:35:08,739 (CHEERING) 479 00:35:15,978 --> 00:35:18,067 (GRUNTS) 480 00:35:18,147 --> 00:35:19,902 (GROWLS) 481 00:35:19,982 --> 00:35:21,651 Wait. 482 00:35:21,731 --> 00:35:24,940 # I had to interrupt and stop this conversation 483 00:35:25,020 --> 00:35:27,840 # Your voice across the line gives me a strange sensation 484 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,447 # I'd like to talk when I can show you my affection 485 00:35:31,527 --> 00:35:34,884 # Oh, I can't control myself 486 00:35:34,964 --> 00:35:37,921 # Oh, I can't control myself 487 00:35:38,001 --> 00:35:41,224 # Oh, I can't control myself 488 00:35:41,304 --> 00:35:46,862 # Don't leave me hanging on the telephone 489 00:35:46,942 --> 00:35:49,967 # Hang up and run to me, whoa! 490 00:35:50,047 --> 00:35:53,270 # Hang up and run to me, whoa! 491 00:35:53,350 --> 00:35:56,416 # Hang up and run to me, whoa! 492 00:35:56,496 --> 00:36:00,175 # Hang up and run to me, whoa! 493 00:36:00,255 --> 00:36:02,326 # Run to me # 494 00:36:06,328 --> 00:36:08,232 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 495 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,471 (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) 496 00:36:19,207 --> 00:36:20,711 Happy? 497 00:36:21,777 --> 00:36:23,615 Thanks a heap, Shrub. 498 00:36:26,249 --> 00:36:28,253 I got it. Let's go. 499 00:36:36,258 --> 00:36:39,382 You put a lot of bodies in the slammer, Bat fink. 500 00:36:39,462 --> 00:36:42,254 Only way you getting out of here is in a black plastic bag... 501 00:36:42,334 --> 00:36:43,846 ...with a zipper up the front. 502 00:36:43,926 --> 00:36:47,027 - A body bag. - He knows what it is! 503 00:37:07,189 --> 00:37:10,645 Okay, boys. Let's dance! 504 00:37:11,005 --> 00:37:13,563 - (CRASHING) - (EXCLAIMING) 505 00:37:23,206 --> 00:37:25,247 See? That was fun, right? 506 00:37:25,327 --> 00:37:27,331 (DEVICE RINGING) 507 00:37:28,411 --> 00:37:31,276 - Go ahead, Watch Tower. - BOOSTER: Hey, Bat, this is Booster. 508 00:37:31,356 --> 00:37:34,600 Got your emergency alert. Hey, the thing is, most of our heavy hitters... 509 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:39,141 ...are out near Rigel trying to stop a rogue comet or black hole or something. 510 00:37:39,221 --> 00:37:41,745 And a bunch of them are at that christening at Aquaman's place... 511 00:37:41,825 --> 00:37:44,112 ...and you know the reception down there kind of sucks. 512 00:37:44,192 --> 00:37:47,582 I only got a handful of guys here on standby. I could send... 513 00:37:47,662 --> 00:37:51,653 ...uh, let's see. Black Condor. 514 00:37:51,733 --> 00:37:53,537 The Elongated Man. 515 00:37:54,402 --> 00:37:55,906 Triumph. 516 00:37:56,839 --> 00:37:58,709 Bloodwind. 517 00:37:59,008 --> 00:38:02,530 Or I could just come down myself, give you guys a hand. 518 00:38:02,610 --> 00:38:05,334 Not much going on up here and the foosball table is still busted. 519 00:38:05,654 --> 00:38:08,908 That's all right, Booster. Thanks anyway. We'll make do. 520 00:38:08,988 --> 00:38:13,207 You sure? 'Cause it's no problem. One of these can totally cover for me. 521 00:38:13,287 --> 00:38:16,735 BATMAN: Sorry, Booster. Going under some high-tension wires. 522 00:38:16,815 --> 00:38:19,831 - That sounds like paper. - Over and out. 523 00:38:21,162 --> 00:38:22,919 (SIGHS) That was too close. 524 00:38:23,549 --> 00:38:25,901 HARLEY: We got any of them fries left? 525 00:38:25,981 --> 00:38:28,006 (SQUEAKING) 526 00:38:29,438 --> 00:38:33,027 You're just going to feel a bit of pressure here, little fellow. 527 00:38:33,107 --> 00:38:35,579 Everything's going to be just fine. 528 00:38:42,784 --> 00:38:44,239 JASON: It's working. 529 00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:46,542 - He's stable! - (GASPS) 530 00:38:47,122 --> 00:38:51,679 Look how beautiful you are! Come to Momma, cutie pie. 531 00:38:51,759 --> 00:38:54,517 It works. It works! 532 00:38:54,597 --> 00:38:56,918 This is no ordinary leafy mouse... 533 00:38:56,998 --> 00:38:59,222 ...but a harbinger of the new age. 534 00:38:59,302 --> 00:39:04,526 The dead grinding factories of man will be replaced by cathedrals of mighty redwoods. 535 00:39:04,606 --> 00:39:08,693 A verdant green life-covered Earth will burst for... 536 00:39:09,844 --> 00:39:11,167 Eww! 537 00:39:11,447 --> 00:39:14,443 Subject response, negative. 538 00:39:14,523 --> 00:39:16,338 Why isn't it working? 539 00:39:16,418 --> 00:39:19,074 He's faking. He's not even trying! 540 00:39:19,154 --> 00:39:21,210 Your persuasion kiss has worn off! 541 00:39:21,290 --> 00:39:24,813 He's still under my control. Harold, tell us what went wrong. 542 00:39:24,893 --> 00:39:27,450 This is an incredibly complex azeotrope. 543 00:39:27,530 --> 00:39:31,487 The virus conversion of the formula works perfectly on paper. 544 00:39:31,567 --> 00:39:36,574 There are literally millions of variables that could be corrupting the process. 545 00:39:36,654 --> 00:39:39,324 Take a guess, meat bag! 546 00:39:39,404 --> 00:39:41,896 Well, guessing is hardly scientific... 547 00:39:41,976 --> 00:39:45,266 ...but I suspect it may have something to do with the fact... 548 00:39:45,346 --> 00:39:49,670 ...that we've been using plain old swamp water from nearby Slaughter Swamp... 549 00:39:49,750 --> 00:39:51,162 ...for our experiments. 550 00:39:51,242 --> 00:39:55,177 No, what we need is the precise bio-nutrients and chemicals... 551 00:39:55,257 --> 00:39:59,215 ...from the water at the exact place where the Swamp Thing was created. 552 00:39:59,295 --> 00:40:02,100 The Ween Right Swamp in Louisiana. 553 00:40:02,684 --> 00:40:05,154 Oh, for God's sake. What a pain in the ass! 554 00:40:05,234 --> 00:40:08,367 No, Pamela, no. It's perfect! Don't you see? 555 00:40:08,447 --> 00:40:11,783 The lagoon feeds directly into the Gulf of Mexico. 556 00:40:11,863 --> 00:40:15,497 Where the Gulf's stream currents will carry the virus into the greater Atlantic. 557 00:40:15,577 --> 00:40:18,324 And then, the world! 558 00:40:18,404 --> 00:40:21,403 Mother Earth's salvation. 559 00:40:21,483 --> 00:40:23,954 Ground zero! 560 00:40:25,087 --> 00:40:27,224 - (GLASS SHATTERS) - (GASPS) 561 00:40:28,757 --> 00:40:32,535 - I said it last time. Your turn. - It's over, Ivy. 562 00:40:32,615 --> 00:40:35,401 - Harley? - Hiya, Red. 563 00:40:35,481 --> 00:40:38,736 You're with them? Oh, Harl! 564 00:40:38,816 --> 00:40:42,691 Come on, Pammy, what are you doing? You're really gonna change us all into plants? 565 00:40:42,771 --> 00:40:44,746 You know I don't look good in green. 566 00:40:44,826 --> 00:40:49,334 I'm sorry, Harley, but there's no other way. Humankind have had their chance. 567 00:40:49,414 --> 00:40:51,665 And you've had yours! 568 00:40:51,745 --> 00:40:53,809 (EXCLAIMS) 569 00:40:58,286 --> 00:41:00,323 (GRUNTS) 570 00:41:05,343 --> 00:41:07,247 (GRUNTS) 571 00:41:17,973 --> 00:41:20,044 (SIZZLING) 572 00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:22,383 Oh, gross! 573 00:41:32,755 --> 00:41:34,858 (BOTH GRUNTING) 574 00:41:40,128 --> 00:41:42,133 (CRASH) 575 00:41:43,231 --> 00:41:45,268 (GRUNTS) 576 00:41:48,936 --> 00:41:51,007 (GLASS SHATTERING) 577 00:41:52,940 --> 00:41:54,978 (GROANS) 578 00:41:59,915 --> 00:42:01,953 (FLAMES ROARING) 579 00:42:03,952 --> 00:42:05,989 (SCREAMS) 580 00:42:06,788 --> 00:42:08,792 Jason, the work! 581 00:42:13,529 --> 00:42:14,944 Whoa, what's happening? 582 00:42:15,024 --> 00:42:17,819 He's waking up. I need to keep him hypnotized. 583 00:42:17,899 --> 00:42:20,321 Hmm... no. 584 00:42:22,170 --> 00:42:24,041 Occam's Razor. 585 00:42:25,539 --> 00:42:28,063 Red! You can leave me here, Pammy. 586 00:42:28,143 --> 00:42:31,032 You know my skin. I burn easy. 587 00:42:31,112 --> 00:42:33,601 That idiot meat skate betrayed you, Pamela. 588 00:42:33,681 --> 00:42:36,938 She's your worst enemy. Leave her to her fate! 589 00:42:37,453 --> 00:42:39,508 (WHIMPERS) 590 00:42:39,588 --> 00:42:41,593 (FLAMES CRACKLING) 591 00:42:46,261 --> 00:42:48,149 (CRASH) 592 00:42:48,229 --> 00:42:50,268 (EXPLOSION) 593 00:43:09,918 --> 00:43:11,473 Nightwing? 594 00:43:11,953 --> 00:43:13,057 Nightwing? 595 00:43:17,657 --> 00:43:19,529 NIGHTWING: (GRUNTS) Over here! 596 00:43:21,362 --> 00:43:23,618 (STRAINING) 597 00:43:23,698 --> 00:43:25,770 (BOTH GRUNTING) 598 00:43:30,168 --> 00:43:31,293 You okay? 599 00:43:31,373 --> 00:43:34,228 My ears are gonna be ringing for a week. 600 00:43:34,308 --> 00:43:36,831 But no broken bones. Ow! 601 00:43:36,911 --> 00:43:40,001 I think. Where's Harley? 602 00:43:40,081 --> 00:43:42,604 - (MAN GROANING) - (SHUSHING) 603 00:43:42,684 --> 00:43:45,689 It's okay. You're gonna be okay. 604 00:43:46,455 --> 00:43:49,678 Just hang in there, Doc. Look, here's Batman. 605 00:43:49,758 --> 00:43:52,513 He'll fix you right up. Sure he will. 606 00:43:52,593 --> 00:43:54,747 Don't pull it out. 607 00:43:56,664 --> 00:43:58,487 Lift his head up. 608 00:43:58,567 --> 00:44:00,655 (GURGLING) 609 00:44:00,735 --> 00:44:03,373 (WEAKLY) Louisiana! 610 00:44:04,206 --> 00:44:07,663 - Don't try to talk. It's okay. - No. (COUGHS) 611 00:44:08,643 --> 00:44:10,148 Must... 612 00:44:10,778 --> 00:44:13,984 ...they need swamp water. 613 00:44:14,617 --> 00:44:16,138 Complete... (COUGHING) 614 00:44:16,818 --> 00:44:18,507 ...process. 615 00:44:18,587 --> 00:44:20,410 - We're losing him. - (GROANS) 616 00:44:21,090 --> 00:44:25,102 It's okay, Doc. You did good. You did real good. 617 00:44:25,382 --> 00:44:27,347 HARLEY: We'll take it from here. 618 00:44:29,297 --> 00:44:33,789 Hey, Doc. When you get to heaven, you should look up my bubbe. 619 00:44:33,869 --> 00:44:36,925 Fran Quinzel. She's super nice. 620 00:44:37,005 --> 00:44:39,877 I think you two would really hit it off. 621 00:44:41,177 --> 00:44:43,180 (SIGHS) 622 00:44:48,149 --> 00:44:50,153 (SIGHS) 623 00:45:13,442 --> 00:45:15,456 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 624 00:45:16,945 --> 00:45:18,949 (CARS HONKING) 625 00:45:24,820 --> 00:45:29,116 It was wrong. We shouldn't have left them there, not in the flames. What if she... 626 00:45:29,196 --> 00:45:31,447 Died? Good. 627 00:45:31,527 --> 00:45:33,949 She's on the wrong side of this, Ivy. 628 00:45:34,529 --> 00:45:36,585 Don't tell me you are getting cold feet. 629 00:45:36,665 --> 00:45:38,669 No, I just... 630 00:45:39,117 --> 00:45:40,970 ...never mind. 631 00:45:44,972 --> 00:45:47,409 Safe to say we are thoroughly screwed. 632 00:45:47,609 --> 00:45:50,999 They're bound to have all the airports and train stations covered by now. 633 00:45:51,079 --> 00:45:54,002 And I can maybe disguise myself and squeak through the cordon... 634 00:45:54,082 --> 00:45:55,971 ...but you? (SCOFFS) 635 00:45:56,551 --> 00:45:59,574 Well, it was a nice dream while it last... 636 00:45:59,654 --> 00:46:01,073 Is that a yam? 637 00:46:01,153 --> 00:46:03,749 A very special yam, yes. 638 00:46:03,829 --> 00:46:06,497 With certain unique properties. 639 00:46:07,496 --> 00:46:11,386 I removed half a dozen of these tubers from Swamp Thing's corpse a few years ago... 640 00:46:11,466 --> 00:46:13,804 ...while he was temporarily deceased. 641 00:46:13,902 --> 00:46:19,179 This is my last one. I've been saving it for just such an occasion. 642 00:46:21,376 --> 00:46:24,032 - Not hungry. - Eat. 643 00:46:24,512 --> 00:46:26,541 It's frozen. 644 00:46:26,621 --> 00:46:27,866 Eat! 645 00:46:32,521 --> 00:46:34,524 (CRUNCHING) 646 00:46:35,424 --> 00:46:37,027 More! 647 00:46:40,928 --> 00:46:43,952 Ugh! It tastes awful. 648 00:46:44,032 --> 00:46:45,536 Whoa! 649 00:46:52,907 --> 00:46:55,144 Take my hand. 650 00:47:20,034 --> 00:47:21,780 What the... 651 00:47:21,860 --> 00:47:23,407 Relax. 652 00:47:24,672 --> 00:47:27,496 (ECHOING) Concentrate on our destination. 653 00:47:28,076 --> 00:47:31,281 Become one with the green. 654 00:47:32,047 --> 00:47:35,053 With the green! 655 00:47:42,056 --> 00:47:44,461 Silly me, I almost forgot. 656 00:47:53,034 --> 00:47:55,104 (DISTANT SIRENS) 657 00:48:00,741 --> 00:48:02,797 Oh, man, I'm beat. 658 00:48:03,377 --> 00:48:05,700 How are you doing, Nightwig? 659 00:48:05,780 --> 00:48:07,983 (SIGHS) 660 00:48:08,651 --> 00:48:11,539 Oh, right, Nightwing, sorry. 661 00:48:11,619 --> 00:48:14,510 It's like that thing when you can't remember if it's suppose to be "their..." 662 00:48:14,590 --> 00:48:17,880 ...with E-I-R, or "they're" with Y-apostrophe-R-E? 663 00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,215 You know, you got a 50-50 chance to getting it right... 664 00:48:20,295 --> 00:48:22,297 ...but somehow you always pick the wrong... 665 00:48:25,434 --> 00:48:28,639 Anyhow... sorry. 666 00:48:32,173 --> 00:48:33,977 Forget it. 667 00:48:35,510 --> 00:48:37,164 Yeah? 668 00:48:37,244 --> 00:48:39,413 So, we're good? 669 00:48:42,885 --> 00:48:44,238 Sure. 670 00:48:54,796 --> 00:48:56,450 The police are setting up roadblocks. 671 00:48:56,530 --> 00:48:59,150 Covering the airports, bus terminals, train stations. 672 00:48:59,230 --> 00:49:02,790 Sarge Steel is calling in the FBI and the National Guard. 673 00:49:02,870 --> 00:49:05,279 - What about us? - We're headed to Louisiana... 674 00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:07,114 ...fast. 675 00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:09,479 (TURBINES WHIRRING) 676 00:49:21,076 --> 00:49:25,505 The GPS coordinates for the Holland lab are locked in. Saddle up. 677 00:49:27,930 --> 00:49:29,967 Thanks for your help. 678 00:49:34,936 --> 00:49:38,109 Hey! Now wait just a goddamn minute. 679 00:49:38,189 --> 00:49:41,396 That's it? You got what you wanted and now you just gonna dump me? 680 00:49:41,476 --> 00:49:44,733 Like Nightwing over here? Captain Kirk'ing me for info and then... 681 00:49:44,813 --> 00:49:48,003 - (BLOWS RASPBERRY) "...see you later, toots"? - Hey, you were the one who... 682 00:49:48,083 --> 00:49:51,005 - ...and I never... - You need me, Batman! 683 00:49:51,085 --> 00:49:54,075 Uh-huh. That's right. You need me! 684 00:49:54,155 --> 00:49:58,499 You saw how tough Plant Guy is. Tossing you guys around like raggedy dolls. 685 00:49:58,579 --> 00:50:00,823 If he kicked your butts again, then what? 686 00:50:00,903 --> 00:50:05,286 You think you're gonna be able to sweet-talk Ivy into giving up her diabolical plan? 687 00:50:05,366 --> 00:50:09,911 Huh, Mr. Smoothie? 'Cause I got to tell you, your line ain't that great. And beside... 688 00:50:09,991 --> 00:50:14,262 Enough! I can't trust you. 689 00:50:14,342 --> 00:50:17,199 But I thought... I mean, we... 690 00:50:17,279 --> 00:50:20,281 You are the walking definition of "loose cannon", Harley. 691 00:50:20,361 --> 00:50:23,238 For all I know, you might decide at the last minute that Ivy's plan... 692 00:50:23,318 --> 00:50:27,581 ...doesn't sound so cockeyed after all, because the wind changed direction. 693 00:50:27,661 --> 00:50:30,103 - Or because it's Thursday. - But... 694 00:50:30,183 --> 00:50:32,780 I can't risk it. The stakes are way too high. 695 00:50:32,860 --> 00:50:34,489 - But... - But what? 696 00:50:34,569 --> 00:50:37,985 But I'll never survive the veggie apocalypse! 697 00:50:38,065 --> 00:50:40,489 Once I begged my mom for a cat... 698 00:50:40,569 --> 00:50:43,891 ...but I left the back door open one day and it ran away. 699 00:50:43,971 --> 00:50:48,360 And then I begged her for a hamster and I forgot to feed it for like a month. 700 00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,266 So then, then she said that maybe I could have a plant... 701 00:50:51,346 --> 00:50:55,470 ...so she got me this itty-bitty fern in this cute little yellow pot... 702 00:50:55,550 --> 00:50:57,991 ...and I forgot to... (SOBBING) 703 00:50:59,487 --> 00:51:01,042 ...water it! 704 00:51:01,122 --> 00:51:05,946 Well, what if I forget to water myself? 705 00:51:06,026 --> 00:51:08,032 (HARLEY SOBBING) 706 00:51:09,832 --> 00:51:13,487 Oh, please, Mr. "Kind of scary but actually really nice" Batman. 707 00:51:13,567 --> 00:51:14,822 Please let me come with you. 708 00:51:14,902 --> 00:51:18,759 I can make Ivy change her mind and give up her diabolical plan with Tree Guy. 709 00:51:18,839 --> 00:51:21,330 I know I can! We're pals. 710 00:51:21,410 --> 00:51:23,964 Yeah, good pals like Jack and Jill. 711 00:51:24,044 --> 00:51:28,652 Or pork and beans. Oh, please. Please! 712 00:51:32,286 --> 00:51:34,025 (HARLEY SOBBING) 713 00:51:34,105 --> 00:51:38,259 You know, you're always saying, "Have a contingency plan." 714 00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:42,284 So, your plan B... 715 00:51:42,364 --> 00:51:44,882 ...is Harley Quinn. 716 00:51:55,677 --> 00:51:57,515 God, help us. 717 00:52:06,387 --> 00:52:10,603 HARLEY: Probably should have mentioned, I sometimes get a little airsick. (VOMITING) 718 00:52:34,583 --> 00:52:36,603 (FLIES BUZZING) 719 00:52:36,683 --> 00:52:38,855 Eating me alive out here. 720 00:52:40,205 --> 00:52:42,154 Oh, thank God. Can I have some of that? 721 00:52:42,234 --> 00:52:46,151 It's concentrated sulfuric acid. A super dehydrating agent. 722 00:52:46,231 --> 00:52:48,617 All of the crazy crap you got stuffed into that belt... 723 00:52:48,697 --> 00:52:52,240 ...and you didn't think to bring bug spray? To a freaking swamp? 724 00:52:52,700 --> 00:52:54,109 Um... 725 00:52:54,189 --> 00:52:56,623 What are you good for? Huh? 726 00:52:58,806 --> 00:53:01,429 You're probably just low on Vitamin B. 727 00:53:01,509 --> 00:53:05,311 Never mind! Some Boy Scout you turned out to be. 728 00:53:05,747 --> 00:53:07,269 Ow! 729 00:53:07,849 --> 00:53:10,388 (CHUCKLES, CLEARS THROAT) 730 00:53:17,481 --> 00:53:20,115 I can't see how they could have gotten here ahead of us. 731 00:53:20,195 --> 00:53:22,450 With the airports and train stations locked down? 732 00:53:22,530 --> 00:53:26,234 Probably not. But super-villains do tend to be very resourceful. 733 00:53:26,314 --> 00:53:29,615 All I know is, if they are here already you could bet your tushie... 734 00:53:29,695 --> 00:53:33,488 ...Ivy's turned some of these bushes and trees into monster watchdogs. 735 00:53:33,568 --> 00:53:36,263 Like Little Shop of Horrors on steroids. 736 00:53:36,843 --> 00:53:40,102 No fooling. One time, she turned my stick and lollipops stick... 737 00:53:40,182 --> 00:53:42,404 ...into a three-headed snake twig thingy... 738 00:53:42,484 --> 00:53:44,820 ...while it was still in my mouth! 739 00:53:45,820 --> 00:53:48,175 HARLEY: I haven't had a lollipop since. 740 00:53:51,258 --> 00:53:52,313 (CHUCKLES) 741 00:53:52,393 --> 00:53:54,108 What? 742 00:53:54,188 --> 00:53:58,719 What you said before. I keep thinking about Plant Guy riding on the subway... 743 00:53:58,799 --> 00:54:02,756 ...in a trench coat and hat. Like some kind of seven-foot-tall flasher. 744 00:54:02,836 --> 00:54:04,892 - All made out of celery. - (CHUCKLES) 745 00:54:05,572 --> 00:54:07,776 (GASPS) 746 00:54:14,181 --> 00:54:16,286 (MAN SCREAMS) 747 00:54:17,385 --> 00:54:19,456 (SCREAMS) 748 00:54:21,990 --> 00:54:24,211 (BELCHES) 749 00:54:24,291 --> 00:54:26,447 Guess they're definitely here then. 750 00:54:26,527 --> 00:54:28,531 (HISSING) 751 00:54:42,244 --> 00:54:44,047 They're coming. 752 00:54:45,095 --> 00:54:46,498 I can feel it. 753 00:54:46,578 --> 00:54:50,012 Would you please stop fidgeting? I really need to concentrate. 754 00:54:50,352 --> 00:54:52,189 Just hurry. 755 00:54:53,738 --> 00:54:57,277 Almost done. One last step. 756 00:55:00,061 --> 00:55:02,265 (TAPPING FINGERS) 757 00:55:09,303 --> 00:55:11,221 (SIGHS) 758 00:55:14,141 --> 00:55:16,612 Look out! Ivy trap. 759 00:55:17,811 --> 00:55:19,542 Come on, this way. 760 00:55:30,140 --> 00:55:31,694 Harley! 761 00:55:33,443 --> 00:55:35,447 (GRUNTING) 762 00:55:45,572 --> 00:55:47,531 (ROARS) 763 00:55:47,611 --> 00:55:50,598 What are you doing? 764 00:55:50,678 --> 00:55:52,900 Just what you expected me to do. 765 00:55:52,980 --> 00:55:56,458 Sucker. Because it's Thursday. 766 00:55:56,918 --> 00:55:58,576 Harley. 767 00:55:58,656 --> 00:56:01,530 Hiya, sweetie. Look, sorry about before. 768 00:56:01,660 --> 00:56:03,977 I had to make these jerks think I was on their side... 769 00:56:04,057 --> 00:56:07,334 ...so I could bring them here and wrap them up for you, so you can get on with your plan. 770 00:56:07,414 --> 00:56:08,918 Nice, huh? 771 00:56:09,748 --> 00:56:12,620 Pammy, honey, you gotta give up this crazy plan. It's really, nutzoid. 772 00:56:12,700 --> 00:56:14,780 Please don't turn us all into veggie-people. There's got to be another way. 773 00:56:14,860 --> 00:56:16,625 You're tampering with things man was never meant to know. 774 00:56:16,705 --> 00:56:19,984 I could put in a good word for you, 'cause after all your heart's in the right place... 775 00:56:20,064 --> 00:56:23,556 ...even if you killed all those people, but give your plan. Pammy, sweetie, honey, baby. 776 00:56:23,636 --> 00:56:27,169 - Please, please, please, give up your plan. - What? No, Harley... 777 00:56:27,249 --> 00:56:30,671 ...the Earth is dying. I am not destroying the world. 778 00:56:30,751 --> 00:56:35,043 I'm saving it. Saving it from the takers and the users. 779 00:56:35,123 --> 00:56:38,345 We've been surrounded by men like that all our lives. 780 00:56:38,425 --> 00:56:43,584 But we can change them, trim them, shape them like a good gardener. 781 00:56:43,664 --> 00:56:46,546 I don't wanna do it, I have to do it. 782 00:56:47,518 --> 00:56:50,484 Well, you can't blame a girl for trying. 783 00:56:53,842 --> 00:56:55,879 (SCREAMS) 784 00:57:00,714 --> 00:57:02,470 Concentrated weed killer. 785 00:57:02,550 --> 00:57:05,493 I always keep them on hand since the lollipop incident. 786 00:57:05,573 --> 00:57:07,505 I thought we were friends! 787 00:57:07,585 --> 00:57:11,112 Red, friends don't let friends kill seven billion people. 788 00:57:12,172 --> 00:57:13,739 - Uh-oh! - (GRUNTING) 789 00:57:20,068 --> 00:57:22,271 (YELLING) 790 00:57:58,005 --> 00:57:59,993 You really are an idiot, Harley. 791 00:58:00,073 --> 00:58:03,645 We could have changed the world, but you're too dumb to see that! 792 00:58:06,863 --> 00:58:11,125 Oh, yeah? Smart enough to take away your spanking stick. 793 00:58:11,753 --> 00:58:13,320 Pretty cool, huh? 794 00:58:16,791 --> 00:58:17,862 (EXCLAIMS) 795 00:58:17,942 --> 00:58:20,447 No, that is cool. 796 00:58:20,527 --> 00:58:22,332 - You suck. - (BATMAN GRUNTING) 797 00:58:26,967 --> 00:58:29,038 (SCREAMS) 798 00:58:36,744 --> 00:58:39,248 - (EXPLOSION) - (GROANS) 799 00:58:45,719 --> 00:58:47,956 (GRUNTS) 800 00:58:50,624 --> 00:58:52,419 (GRUNTS) 801 00:58:53,094 --> 00:58:54,942 (GUNFIRE) 802 00:58:59,801 --> 00:59:02,005 (STRAINING) 803 00:59:09,710 --> 00:59:11,948 (GUNFIRE CONTINUES) 804 00:59:14,148 --> 00:59:15,602 (GRUNTS) 805 00:59:15,682 --> 00:59:17,686 (EXCLAIM) 806 00:59:28,929 --> 00:59:32,454 Seriously, Pammy, your plan is totally bat-shit bonkers. 807 00:59:32,534 --> 00:59:35,829 They're killing our world. What else can I do? 808 00:59:35,909 --> 00:59:38,913 I don't know! Vote Democrat. Give money to Greenpeace. 809 00:59:38,993 --> 00:59:41,864 - That's for saving whales, moron. - Whatever! 810 00:59:41,944 --> 00:59:45,982 Anything is better than turning us all into walking brussel sprouts. 811 00:59:52,754 --> 00:59:54,757 (GUNFIRE) 812 00:59:56,456 --> 00:59:58,494 (SCREAMING) 813 01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:02,364 (GRUNTS) 814 01:00:03,664 --> 01:00:05,868 (GRUNTS) 815 01:00:07,534 --> 01:00:09,538 (GRUNTING) 816 01:00:15,942 --> 01:00:17,666 (SQUEALS) 817 01:00:22,149 --> 01:00:24,003 (SCREAMS) 818 01:00:38,481 --> 01:00:40,861 I can do this all night. 819 01:00:40,941 --> 01:00:42,722 I don't have that kind of time. 820 01:00:44,438 --> 01:00:46,126 (SCREAMS) 821 01:00:46,206 --> 01:00:48,080 No fair! (GROANING) 822 01:00:54,368 --> 01:00:56,803 That's it? The virus? 823 01:00:56,883 --> 01:00:58,625 The solution... 824 01:00:58,705 --> 01:01:01,341 ...to all the world's problems. 825 01:01:02,356 --> 01:01:04,112 One way or another. 826 01:01:04,192 --> 01:01:06,663 What's that's supposed to mean? 827 01:01:07,027 --> 01:01:11,452 My God, Pammy. You haven't even tested it yet, have you? 828 01:01:11,932 --> 01:01:16,123 Have you? Batman said that if you get just one teensy weensy thing wrong... 829 01:01:16,203 --> 01:01:20,061 ...you could wind up killing everything on the planet. Everything, Pammy. 830 01:01:20,141 --> 01:01:22,330 Plants, people, animals. 831 01:01:22,910 --> 01:01:24,414 Everything. 832 01:01:26,146 --> 01:01:30,824 It doesn't matter. Earth will die anyway if I don't act. 833 01:01:31,918 --> 01:01:35,691 I'm sorry, Harley, but I have to roll these dice. 834 01:01:36,891 --> 01:01:39,447 You're gonna make me do it, aren't you? 835 01:01:39,527 --> 01:01:43,184 Well, when this is all over just remember... 836 01:01:43,264 --> 01:01:46,487 - ...I gave you a chance. - What are you... 837 01:01:46,567 --> 01:01:49,222 - No. - That's right, sweetie. 838 01:01:49,302 --> 01:01:51,533 The nuclear option. 839 01:01:51,613 --> 01:01:54,301 You promised me, you'd never... 840 01:01:58,580 --> 01:02:00,384 Harley, I'm warning you. 841 01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:08,424 Don't you dare! 842 01:02:16,563 --> 01:02:18,620 (SOBS) 843 01:02:19,700 --> 01:02:23,140 (SOBBING) I hate you so much. 844 01:02:25,672 --> 01:02:28,581 Works every time. Phew! 845 01:02:30,777 --> 01:02:32,665 (GRUNTING) 846 01:02:32,745 --> 01:02:36,003 - Holy crap! - Pamela, have you... 847 01:02:39,487 --> 01:02:41,041 So... 848 01:02:41,121 --> 01:02:44,411 ...this is where your true allegiance lies... 849 01:02:44,491 --> 01:02:47,280 ...with that cancerous meat. 850 01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:49,282 We can't do this, Jason. 851 01:02:49,362 --> 01:02:53,627 If we've made one miscalculation the whole Earth will die. 852 01:02:53,707 --> 01:02:57,525 A small risk. And one I'm more than willing to take. 853 01:02:58,005 --> 01:02:59,961 Well, I'm not. 854 01:03:00,041 --> 01:03:01,545 Pity. 855 01:03:10,253 --> 01:03:12,437 (GRUNTS) 856 01:03:13,154 --> 01:03:15,294 (STRAINING) 857 01:03:18,025 --> 01:03:19,426 Get him, Red! 858 01:03:31,221 --> 01:03:32,959 (STRAINING) 859 01:04:02,936 --> 01:04:05,203 The plant world... 860 01:04:05,283 --> 01:04:07,336 ...belongs to me! 861 01:04:10,043 --> 01:04:11,947 (GASPS) 862 01:04:14,147 --> 01:04:15,269 (GROANS) 863 01:04:15,349 --> 01:04:16,870 Red! 864 01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:21,088 Okay, fugly! You just bought yourself a first-class beating. (GRUNTS) 865 01:04:22,823 --> 01:04:24,828 (GROANING) 866 01:04:30,898 --> 01:04:32,735 At last... 867 01:04:33,551 --> 01:04:37,208 ...humanity's lunatic reign is over. 868 01:04:37,338 --> 01:04:39,684 JASON: No longer will this beautiful Earth... 869 01:04:39,784 --> 01:04:42,294 ...be ravaged by poison and ignorance. 870 01:04:43,710 --> 01:04:48,540 No more will this be a world of screaming meat! 871 01:04:48,620 --> 01:04:50,969 (RUMBLING) 872 01:04:53,487 --> 01:04:55,491 (WIND WHOOSHING) 873 01:05:36,566 --> 01:05:39,019 Is... is that... 874 01:05:39,099 --> 01:05:40,668 Yes. 875 01:05:41,168 --> 01:05:43,239 Swamp Thing. 876 01:05:57,518 --> 01:06:00,990 Jason Woodrue... 877 01:06:02,088 --> 01:06:05,646 ...the Earth has indeed suffered... 878 01:06:05,726 --> 01:06:09,115 ...at the hands of mankind. 879 01:06:09,235 --> 01:06:10,784 However... 880 01:06:11,164 --> 01:06:14,988 ...this is not the way to right the wrongs... 881 01:06:15,068 --> 01:06:17,681 ...done to Mother Gaia. 882 01:06:18,371 --> 01:06:20,961 Though your cause is just... 883 01:06:21,041 --> 01:06:22,863 ...your actions... 884 01:06:22,943 --> 01:06:25,633 ...have upset the balance... 885 01:06:25,713 --> 01:06:28,029 ...in the green. 886 01:06:28,109 --> 01:06:29,737 I'm sorry. 887 01:06:29,817 --> 01:06:32,670 - I'm so sorry. - Yes. 888 01:06:32,750 --> 01:06:37,111 Watch. Bet you he's gonna turn Plant Guy into a stump or something. 889 01:06:37,191 --> 01:06:38,506 But... 890 01:06:38,586 --> 01:06:42,226 ...it is not my place to judge. 891 01:06:42,596 --> 01:06:43,651 Wait, what? 892 01:06:43,731 --> 01:06:46,220 SWAMP THING: All will be... 893 01:06:46,300 --> 01:06:48,722 ...as it will be. 894 01:06:49,402 --> 01:06:53,797 I return now to the Parliament of Trees... 895 01:06:54,307 --> 01:06:57,197 ...to seek the hidden truths... 896 01:06:57,277 --> 01:06:59,532 ...at the center of eternity... 897 01:06:59,612 --> 01:07:01,985 No, no, no. No, don't go! 898 01:07:02,215 --> 01:07:05,606 ...to know unknowable nature... 899 01:07:05,686 --> 01:07:10,410 ...in all its infinite splendors. 900 01:07:10,490 --> 01:07:13,230 Screw unknowable nature! Kick his butt! 901 01:07:18,599 --> 01:07:22,639 Farewell. 902 01:07:35,232 --> 01:07:37,837 Well, that was a big ass bucket of nothing. 903 01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:40,975 (CHUCKLES) 904 01:07:41,055 --> 01:07:43,092 (LAUGHING MANICALLY) 905 01:07:47,799 --> 01:07:50,316 - Now what? - There must be a way. 906 01:07:50,396 --> 01:07:52,052 - I got... - We've tried everything. 907 01:07:52,132 --> 01:07:54,365 - The sonic disruptor barely fazed him. - What about... 908 01:07:54,445 --> 01:07:56,947 And the bio-feedback Batarangs didn't do squat. 909 01:07:57,027 --> 01:07:58,793 - Guys! - BOTH: What? 910 01:07:58,873 --> 01:08:01,762 Look, you are pros here and all, but... 911 01:08:02,242 --> 01:08:05,515 ...well, he's all leafy and everything. 912 01:08:08,232 --> 01:08:10,233 Anybody got a match? 913 01:08:12,152 --> 01:08:14,155 (MATCH STRIKES) 914 01:08:15,789 --> 01:08:17,660 Oh, shucks. 915 01:08:20,030 --> 01:08:22,097 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 916 01:08:43,817 --> 01:08:45,855 (SCREAMING) 917 01:10:53,814 --> 01:10:56,636 WESLEY: After my wife ran off with the pizza delivery guy... 918 01:10:56,716 --> 01:11:00,132 ...my OCD started flaring up and got really bad. 919 01:11:01,421 --> 01:11:03,843 I've been getting up six or seven times a night... 920 01:11:03,923 --> 01:11:06,728 ...making sure the windows and doors are locked. 921 01:11:09,397 --> 01:11:12,400 My boss is on my case all the time about my productivity... 922 01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:16,305 ...since I have a hard time peeing anywhere but my home bathroom. 923 01:11:17,370 --> 01:11:22,029 I lost my wife. Now I may lose my job, my house, my cats... 924 01:11:22,109 --> 01:11:25,466 ...my collection of vintage toasters and vacuum cleaners. 925 01:11:25,546 --> 01:11:29,822 If I can't get this problem under control, I don't know what I'm gonna do. 926 01:11:29,902 --> 01:11:33,040 It sounds to me like you're a little bit blue. 927 01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:34,904 Oh, yeah? 928 01:11:34,984 --> 01:11:37,744 And that part about you being wee-wee shy... 929 01:11:37,824 --> 01:11:41,282 ...that's rough. I had this cellmate at Arkham with the same problem. 930 01:11:41,362 --> 01:11:45,501 I says to her, "Sugar, we got a glass wall and a toilet in the middle of the floor. 931 01:11:45,581 --> 01:11:47,405 "You're in trouble." (LAUGHING) 932 01:11:49,036 --> 01:11:51,758 - Can you help me? - Of course I can, silly. 933 01:11:51,838 --> 01:11:55,127 I'm a regular Dr. Quinn Medicine Person, ain't I? 934 01:11:55,207 --> 01:11:57,317 - (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) - (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 935 01:11:57,397 --> 01:12:01,004 I'm legally required to remind you that my doctorate is purely honorary... 936 01:12:01,084 --> 01:12:04,692 ...and I'm not a currently accredited mental-health professional. 937 01:12:04,772 --> 01:12:07,074 - Okay. - Well, Wesey. 938 01:12:07,154 --> 01:12:10,047 - Okay if I call you Wesey? - I don't really like it. 939 01:12:10,127 --> 01:12:13,179 Well, Wesey, you could clearly benefit from therapy. 940 01:12:13,259 --> 01:12:17,149 I know I did. But one thing I learned is that you never get the most out of stuff... 941 01:12:17,229 --> 01:12:19,854 ...when it's just handed to you. You gotta earn it. 942 01:12:19,934 --> 01:12:21,788 - Right, everybody? - (AUDIENCE APPLAUDS) 943 01:12:21,868 --> 01:12:24,040 Now, as everybody knows... 944 01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:27,995 ...the road to mental wellness is paved with pit bulls. 945 01:12:28,075 --> 01:12:31,114 But all you got to do is make it to that finish line way over there... 946 01:12:31,194 --> 01:12:35,205 ...to win a full year of therapy from a real, honest-to-goodness shrink. 947 01:12:35,285 --> 01:12:36,860 - (WHIMPERS) - (AUDIENCE CHEERS) 948 01:12:36,940 --> 01:12:40,707 Come on, don't be like that. I've got faith in you, Wesey. 949 01:12:40,787 --> 01:12:45,199 Time to turn your life around and start feeling good about yourself again! 950 01:12:48,409 --> 01:12:50,918 On your mark, get set... 951 01:12:50,998 --> 01:12:52,368 Get healthy! 952 01:12:52,448 --> 01:12:54,503 (GROANS) 953 01:12:56,103 --> 01:12:58,558 - (SCREAMS) - (AUDIENCE GROANS) 954 01:12:58,638 --> 01:13:02,199 You have to look through the rain to see the rainbow. 955 01:13:02,279 --> 01:13:03,714 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 956 01:13:11,418 --> 01:13:13,886 You'll find love when you stop looking. 957 01:13:15,855 --> 01:13:17,644 (STRAINS) 958 01:13:17,724 --> 01:13:19,603 - Hang in there, baby. - (YELLS) 959 01:13:20,894 --> 01:13:23,198 - (SPLASHES) - (AUDIENCE GROANS) 960 01:13:26,667 --> 01:13:28,705 (GRUNTING) 961 01:13:30,790 --> 01:13:34,142 It takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile. 962 01:13:35,742 --> 01:13:37,748 (GRUNTS) 963 01:13:37,828 --> 01:13:39,867 (GRUNTING) 964 01:13:40,897 --> 01:13:42,901 (SCREAMS) 965 01:13:42,983 --> 01:13:44,971 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 966 01:13:45,051 --> 01:13:47,055 (COUGHING) 967 01:13:48,221 --> 01:13:50,127 Aw! Ain't that a shame? 968 01:13:50,207 --> 01:13:53,113 Wendell is headed back to his crummy house and all those cats... 969 01:13:53,193 --> 01:13:55,915 ...without getting the help he so desperately needs. 970 01:13:55,995 --> 01:13:57,950 Oh, well, that's it for today's show. 971 01:13:58,030 --> 01:14:00,820 Till next time, folks. Be good to yourself. 972 01:14:00,900 --> 01:14:05,214 Because everyone else in the world is probably out to get you. Bye-bye. 973 01:14:05,294 --> 01:14:07,328 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)